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PLEASE REMAIN IN THE UTERUS Sweatshirt

from $25.00
Please. We’re asking nicely.

For anyone who learned the hard way that implantation is apparently very particular about location.

The Please Remain in the Uterus Crewneck pairs fertility dark humor with a clean, collegiate-inspired design that you can wear without explaining—unless you want to.

Created with ectopic pregnancy, pregnancy after loss, and the complicated experience of trying again in mind.

Because after you’ve been through it, sometimes “please remain in the uterus” really is the entire birth plan.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Please. We’re asking nicely.

For anyone who learned the hard way that implantation is apparently very particular about location.

The Please Remain in the Uterus Crewneck pairs fertility dark humor with a clean, collegiate-inspired design that you can wear without explaining—unless you want to.

Created with ectopic pregnancy, pregnancy after loss, and the complicated experience of trying again in mind.

Because after you’ve been through it, sometimes “please remain in the uterus” really is the entire birth plan.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.